Blue Chips

[Intro]

[Ed Axley] “I gotta ask this question or I wouldn’t be doing my job...

Would you care to comment on the rumor that you arranged for an automobile to be purchased for (Action Bronson)?"

[Pete Bell] “You know- You know, Ed, you just gotta get your mind out of the gutter

You know, you- you just gotta start thinking straight

I mean, it’s right there in front of you

For Christ’s sake it wasn’t an automobile, I mean, it was a fully loaded Lexus!”

[Verse 1]

Fifty large

Sitting sipping vichyssoise

Silk robes

Pepper on the pasta

Cheeses from Lazio

Pussy mi carpaccio

Lightly dressed

Hairy like a Viking’s chest

Bobby Bacala

Hopping out the Saab

Chris Hansen

Dancin’ in a Swiss mansion

Shorty gorgeous

Daddy keep the wrist handsome

Old Impalas

Keep them jumping like they Steve Francis

Need a Carhartts

Like Dykstra with the car wash

Young Tarbash

Higher than a Star Fox

Monday morning

Caught her back end with the arm slot

Twenty years

Probably catch me with the pony tail

Borsch polish

Sipping out the holy grail

Tear-away pants

Prince Rogers Nelson

We father figures

Famous like DiMaggio

You can tell a tranny by the neck

Catch me in Solana with the bow and arrow

Roasting marrow

Lacoste Sailboat

Tying hookers to the railroad

Doctor Zizmor

On the N train, Astoria-bound

Celino and Barnes

Trying to get the paper right

[Verse 2]

Trying to get the paper right

Guy Fieri shirt

Long pinky nail

Nose numb

Earing with the feather

Every hooker’s name is Heather

The Marlboro hat

The Newport windbreakers

Ne-Yo mixtape cover

Straight from the Aqueduct

Black Acura

Imported straight from Africa

White tigers

Thousand-dollar spatula

Panzanella

Salad with the bread

Big retard sleep with

Towels on the bed

Blue chips with the championship

Plus the Lexus

Weed smell like disinfectant

Fucking bitches pregnant

Stroller from Stockholm

Nanny from Haiti

Boyz II Men posters

Gladys Knight fried chicken

[Outro]