Help the Police

[Intro] Adam: So, what day is it today Jasper? Jasper: Tuesday? Adam: Wrong! It's N.W.A. day! Wife: No, no, absolutely not.​ Adam: It's alright, I've got it under control.​ [Verse: Adam rapping over Ice Cube] Help the police comin' straight from the underground A young chap's got it good ‘cause I'm brown And not the other color, so police think They have the authority to carry out inquiries I don't mind ‘cause I ain't the one For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun To be reasonably arresting and thrown in jail We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell Having lots of fun ‘cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin' my car, lookin' for the biscuits Thinkin' every chap is selling bits of chocolate You'd rather see me writing with a pen Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o Go swimming with Lorenzo And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the sack race Thank you very much for the bread and water I don't know if they naughty or what Search a chapper down, and grabbing his hat And on the other hand, without a hat, they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one ‘Cause they'll tickle you until you're giggling Black police having fun with a white cop Ice Cube will entertain All the local bobbies in a blue uniform Just ‘cause I'm from the CPT Nice police are nice to me Huh, a young man in a hot bath And when I'm finished, there's gonna be a party Of cops having fun in L.A Yo, Dre, I got something to say [Chorus: Adam] Help the police, help help Help the police, help help Help the police, help help Help the police And that Jasper, is more or less, the way it is in the hood!