Shorts

Oh! I'm wearing Shorts I wear them when the weather's warmer And for sports I like to feel the breeze On my shins and knees SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS Not everybody likes my shorts Not everybody wants to see my middle-aged man legs SHORTS You're not a schoolboy now It's time you got yourself a pair of long trousers (A pair of man pants) But I'm wearing shorts Like summer holidaying people in resorts And I'll wear shorts whatever the season I just like shorts and I don't need a reason SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS Baby boy, teen Boy Grown Man boy, old boy Short boy Short boy I wear my shorts to the meeting I wear my shorts on a date I wear my shorts to the wеdding I believe my shorts look grеat CARGO (SHORTS) HIKING (SHORTS) CUT OFF (SHORTS) BIKING SHORTS BERMUDA (SHORTS) BOYFRIEND (SHORTS) COMBAT (SHORTS) JUNGLE SHORTS I'm wearing shorts Ooh because they feel so nice But they don't want 'em in the snooty haunts Law courts fancy restaurants SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS Here's my dream You and me Living free Being who we want to be Wearing shorts eternally Legs no legs whatever your state Life's too long to wait to wear your shorts