Counting Song

[Intro] Do you count? I do Let's count together! [Verse 1] Counting, counting Counting, counting Counting things you like One, two bits of cake One, two, three wheels upon a trike One, two, three, four dollies One, two, three, four, five balloons One, two, three, four, five, six monkeys wearing pantaloons One, two, three, four, five, six, seven fluffy little cats One, two, three, four, five six, seven, eight old-fashioned hats [Verse 2] Counting is a lot of fun if you are under four Try again in thirty years, it's not so fun no more You will find out there's a lot of boring things to count Count them, count them count them You must have the right amount Calories and speeding points and pennies in your purse Count your blеssings too because it daily gets much worsе [Verse 3] Problems, problems, problems, problems piling upon you They just keep on coming and there's nothing you can do Relationships and health and sex and God and jobs and sex There are far more problems than a four-year-old expects [Verse 4] Counting opportunities that got away from you Regrets and disappointments, don't forget the failures too Counting all the so-called friends who stab you in the back There's so many it becomes a problem keeping track Counting all the ways the world's a giant ball of crap "War and famine all around but here's a funny app!" [Outro] Count up all the ways that you could change it if you try But there is too much else to do then suddenly you die!