No Legs

There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs Just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away There's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith Now you'll never be sad again Lovin' you are the two best things In a world that's skipping town Reaching blind into the deepest mouth In the brownest place around There's something amiss in her cum stained lips So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite Genital outlaws in a positive way And in everything bagel too Getting strangled by the junkie priest As the boys get stoned in school There's a knock at your door and your parents come in They thought you were a different girl So if you're alone when your parents aren't home And no one can see your incestuous tree No need to contain what the sparrows can say Now you'll never be sad again