No Legs

There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs

Just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away

There's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith

Now you'll never be sad again

Lovin' you are the two best things

In a world that's skipping town

Reaching blind into the deepest mouth

In the brownest place around

There's something amiss in her cum stained lips

So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite

Genital outlaws in a positive way

And in everything bagel too

Getting strangled by the junkie priest

As the boys get stoned in school

There's a knock at your door and your parents come in

They thought you were a different girl

So if you're alone when your parents aren't home

And no one can see your incestuous tree

No need to contain what the sparrows can say

Now you'll never be sad again