Ricki, why are you so sticky?
Why affixed to every silly dancing man?
I can see you by the window plain
But for some reason
It's really not that way at all for us
You claim to be such puzzling stuff
You tear it off and you stick it up
Oh, I think you'd steal for me
You wear all my clothes, you sleep on my couch
Oh Sticky, sticky Ricki
I saw you last night, Ricki
With the sticky briefcase in your hand
Conducting your dirty dealing
Was that not exactly what I just saw?
Madame flashing a yellow smile
Corroded teeth so vile
Ooh, super Ricki stick stick
I gotta sleep on my couch
Whys it gotta be that way Ricki
Well it's showtime
And the feelings sour
I've been talking to your dad
For almost half an hour
And in his way
Although he seems like an asshole
He felt guilty
Because I've been having yours
If you're okay, I'm okay too
That's the way it has to be
You'll be a prisoner here
You'll never leave me
Just wear all my clothes and sleep on my couch
Oh, you'll never leave me little sticky Ricki
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