Sticky Ricki

Ricki, why are you so sticky?

Why affixed to every silly dancing man?

I can see you by the window plain

But for some reason

It's really not that way at all for us

You claim to be such puzzling stuff

You tear it off and you stick it up

Oh, I think you'd steal for me

You wear all my clothes, you sleep on my couch

Oh Sticky, sticky Ricki

I saw you last night, Ricki

With the sticky briefcase in your hand

Conducting your dirty dealing

Was that not exactly what I just saw?

Madame flashing a yellow smile

Corroded teeth so vile

Ooh, super Ricki stick stick

I gotta sleep on my couch

Whys it gotta be that way Ricki

Well it's showtime

And the feelings sour

I've been talking to your dad

For almost half an hour

And in his way

Although he seems like an asshole

He felt guilty

Because I've been having yours

If you're okay, I'm okay too

That's the way it has to be

You'll be a prisoner here

You'll never leave me

Just wear all my clothes and sleep on my couch

Oh, you'll never leave me little sticky Ricki