I'm Ready

[Verse] I'm ready ready as anybody can be[x2] Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain I'm drinking' TNT I'm Smoking dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight Because I'm ready ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair I know you feels like I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' baby come overhere I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square Because I'm ready ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me I have been drinking' gin like never before I feel so good I want you to know One more drink I wish you would I am taking a whole lotta loving to make me feel good Cause I'm ready ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me