I'm Ready

[Verse]

I'm ready ready as anybody can be[x2]

Now I'm ready for you

I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain

I'm drinking' TNT I'm Smoking dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

Because I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' baby come overhere

I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

Because I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me

I have been drinking' gin like never before

I feel so good I want you to know

One more drink I wish you would

I am taking a whole lotta loving to make me feel good

Cause I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me