S.O.S. (Too Bad)

[Verse 1] Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Making things glow in the night Well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only Tell her lover she be out tonight [Chorus] Because I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad, can't get me none of that! [Verse 2] Salt Lake City, salt-licking bitties Bogies turn, stinking of gin Well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred From kicking ass and playing poker to win [Chorus] Because I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad, can't get me none of that! It's too bad [Guitar Solo] [Post-Chorus] And it's too bad Can't get me none of that! [Verse 3] Loose sold lady, my mama Katie Chivalry was born at her feet Well she should have thought twice When pa showed his dice The night they put my daddy to sleep [Chorus] Because I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad, can't get me none of that! It's too bad, Lord, it's too bad! I said it's too bad, Lord, it's too bad! I said it's too bad, it's too bad! You know it's too bad, it's too bad!