S.O.S. (Too Bad)

[Verse 1]

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body

Making things glow in the night

Well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only

Tell her lover she be out tonight

[Chorus]

Because I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad, can't get me none of that!

[Verse 2]

Salt Lake City, salt-licking bitties

Bogies turn, stinking of gin

Well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred

From kicking ass and playing poker to win

[Chorus]

Because I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad, can't get me none of that!

It's too bad

[Guitar Solo]

[Post-Chorus]

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that!

[Verse 3]

Loose sold lady, my mama Katie

Chivalry was born at her feet

Well she should have thought twice

When pa showed his dice

The night they put my daddy to sleep

[Chorus]

Because I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad, can't get me none of that!

It's too bad, Lord, it's too bad!

I said it's too bad, Lord, it's too bad!

I said it's too bad, it's too bad!

You know it's too bad, it's too bad!