The Farm

[Intro] It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train It's far, far away, behind the moon, beyond the rain Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore Oaahh! [Verse 1] A-there's a cockroach in my coffee There's a needle in my arm A-and I feel like New York Cittay A-get me to the farm [Chorus] A-get me to the farm A-get me to the farm Somebody get me to the farm [Verse 2] I got terminal uniqueness I'm an egocentric man I get caught up in my freakness But I ain't no Peter Pan Get me to the farm [Chorus] A-get me to the farm A-get me to the farm Get me [Verse 3] Buckle up straight jack Sanity is such a drag Jellybean thorazine Transcendental jet lag Sanity I ain't gotta Feeling like a piñata Sucker punch Blowing lunch Motherload Pigeonholed I'm feeling like I'm going to explode [Guitar solo] Yeah, I wanna shave my head I want to be a Hare Krishna Tattoo a dot right on my head And the Prozac is my fixer I am the livin' dead Follow the yellow brick road Follow the yellow brick road [Audio samples from "Wizard of Oz"] [Chorus] A-take me to the farm A-take me to the farm Somebody get me to the farm Somebody get me to the farm Take me to the farm A-take me to the farm Somebody get me to the farm Somebody get me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm Take me to the farm A-take me to the farm Somebody get me to the farm [Outro] And I'm sure to get a brain A heart A home The nerve