The Farm

[Intro]

It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train

It's far, far away, behind the moon, beyond the rain

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

Oaahh!

[Verse 1]

A-there's a cockroach in my coffee

There's a needle in my arm

A-and I feel like New York Cittay

A-get me to the farm

[Chorus]

A-get me to the farm

A-get me to the farm

Somebody get me to the farm

[Verse 2]

I got terminal uniqueness

I'm an egocentric man

I get caught up in my freakness

But I ain't no Peter Pan

Get me to the farm

[Chorus]

A-get me to the farm

A-get me to the farm

Get me

[Verse 3]

Buckle up straight jack

Sanity is such a drag

Jellybean thorazine

Transcendental jet lag

Sanity I ain't gotta

Feeling like a piñata

Sucker punch

Blowing lunch

Motherload

Pigeonholed

I'm feeling like I'm going to explode

[Guitar solo]

Yeah, I wanna shave my head

I want to be a Hare Krishna

Tattoo a dot right on my head

And the Prozac is my fixer

I am the livin' dead

Follow the yellow brick road

Follow the yellow brick road

[Audio samples from "Wizard of Oz"]

[Chorus]

A-take me to the farm

A-take me to the farm

Somebody get me to the farm

Somebody get me to the farm

Take me to the farm

A-take me to the farm

Somebody get me to the farm

Somebody get me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

Take me to the farm

A-take me to the farm

Somebody get me to the farm

[Outro]

And I'm sure to get a brain

A heart

A home

The nerve