So Mean

[Chorus: mxmtoon] The weather, oh-oh, the weather Ruining our plans come on and get it together You're so mean, so mean The weather, oh-oh, the weather Waitin' for the sun, but it's not gettin' better You're so mean, so mean [Verse 1: Samsa] Yo, I don’t miss the woolen jackets and the winter caps Scratchy scarves, bulky boots, how everyday, my lips were chapped My dermatologist a firm apologist of winter weather I’ve used every type of cream and lip balm and I’m still not better Aside from skin, I don’t miss my itchy thermal sheep-skin socks I’ve been waitin' since December for the vernal equinox And thankfully, it’s here, no more drivin' through the permafrost I don’t need a coffee thermos, I can turn my furnace off And note to self: I’ve been waitin' months for all this snow to melt And finally, it’s gone, and I can venture out of our room Frolic in the foliage, kick back and watch the flowers bloom And breathe the open air as the heavens shine bright and powder blue There’s just one little problem though that I didn’t account for: Every fuckin' weather forecast has a chance of downpour Just one little issue, and yes, I’m a bit impatient But I haven’t waited all this time for more precipitation Like weather gods, there’s just one little thought I’m tryna get across I don’t expect things perfect, but at least just give me better odds Lately, I’ve been hopin' that the tones of grey would fade And that the sky would yawn cerulean, not rain on my parade And I know I’m bein' harsh on you, but I'm not tryna scapegoat It’d just be nice to go outside without wearing a raincoat Without holdin' umbrellas, the sidewalk nice and chalky With no puddles there to waddle through, wearing nothing waterproof But maybe on the bright side, it’s a fair bet To think the sun is over on her way here, but not here yet So let's go get our hair wet, fuck it, let's go dancing in our bare feet On a rooftop super carefree with the pattering of the dew drops as our jukebox And run for cover at a nearby coffee shop Where we can dry our parka and our rubberized galoshes off And we’ll just take a rain-check for that picnic in the grass And sip our lattes by the window as the drizzle hits the glass [Chorus: mxmtoon] The weather, oh-oh, the weather Ruining our plans come on and get it together You're so mean, so mean The weather, oh-oh, the weather Waitin' for the sun, but it's not gettin' better You're so mean, so mean [Verse 2: love-sadKiD] Okay, so I'm feelin' like I took a bit to see the light Routinely stayed inside so I could keep a peace of mind But now I stay in fright of white little sparkles in the air And while I'm waitin' for the showers ,seems these months are ever there They never go away, but sit complacent Where as I'm wishin' I could see the pavement, latent hatin' On the continents that feel the burn when school is out and tables turn The skin hurts and things are said that because the heat just makes you think to But despite the fact it truly makes you think about the people And I'm prayin' to a deity, 'cause recently, this weather has me overweight The perfect time for dates, but yet we're snowed in in our place And it gets cold out when it's late, so baby, don't forget the blankets And reminiscin' and dreamin' can keep us warm for just a while But darlin', won't you turn the thermostat right up to winter dial? We can hibernate to skip our fate, jump to summer, first comes spring But don't forget the droplets and the storming it might bring I'm exhausted, I'm just wonder when I'll feel the rays again Maybe never will I see the sun or things that are akin And yet these Google images will only get me oh so far And yes, my thinkin' may be screwed, I know my thoughts may be bizarre I greet these trials with a smile and grin, for whatever reason I can keep my calm and know that you'll be there for the seasons that I hate You could help me hold on so that I could bear the wait It's understated just as much on how these seasons overplayed, yeah [Bridge: love-sadKiD] We could stay inside together You and I in matching sweaters And though it may just be forever Me and you could beat the weather Oh, I know That summertime is overdue But I know I can make it, girl, as long as it's with you [Chorus: mxmtoon] The weather, oh-oh, the weather Ruining our plans come on and get it together You're so mean, so mean The weather, oh-oh, the weather Waitin' for the sun, but it's not gettin' better You're so mean, so mean