So Mean

[Chorus: mxmtoon]

The weather, oh-oh, the weather

Ruining our plans come on and get it together

You're so mean, so mean

The weather, oh-oh, the weather

Waitin' for the sun, but it's not gettin' better

You're so mean, so mean

[Verse 1: Samsa]

Yo, I don’t miss the woolen jackets and the winter caps

Scratchy scarves, bulky boots, how everyday, my lips were chapped

My dermatologist a firm apologist of winter weather

I’ve used every type of cream and lip balm and I’m still not better

Aside from skin, I don’t miss my itchy thermal sheep-skin socks

I’ve been waitin' since December for the vernal equinox

And thankfully, it’s here, no more drivin' through the permafrost

I don’t need a coffee thermos, I can turn my furnace off

And note to self: I’ve been waitin' months for all this snow to melt

And finally, it’s gone, and I can venture out of our room

Frolic in the foliage, kick back and watch the flowers bloom

And breathe the open air as the heavens shine bright and powder blue

There’s just one little problem though that I didn’t account for:

Every fuckin' weather forecast has a chance of downpour

Just one little issue, and yes, I’m a bit impatient

But I haven’t waited all this time for more precipitation

Like weather gods, there’s just one little thought I’m tryna get across

I don’t expect things perfect, but at least just give me better odds

Lately, I’ve been hopin' that the tones of grey would fade

And that the sky would yawn cerulean, not rain on my parade

And I know I’m bein' harsh on you, but I'm not tryna scapegoat

It’d just be nice to go outside without wearing a raincoat

Without holdin' umbrellas, the sidewalk nice and chalky

With no puddles there to waddle through, wearing nothing waterproof

But maybe on the bright side, it’s a fair bet

To think the sun is over on her way here, but not here yet

So let's go get our hair wet, fuck it, let's go dancing in our bare feet

On a rooftop super carefree with the pattering of the dew drops as our jukebox

And run for cover at a nearby coffee shop

Where we can dry our parka and our rubberized galoshes off

And we’ll just take a rain-check for that picnic in the grass

And sip our lattes by the window as the drizzle hits the glass

[Chorus: mxmtoon]

The weather, oh-oh, the weather

Ruining our plans come on and get it together

You're so mean, so mean

The weather, oh-oh, the weather

Waitin' for the sun, but it's not gettin' better

You're so mean, so mean

[Verse 2: love-sadKiD]

Okay, so I'm feelin' like I took a bit to see the light

Routinely stayed inside so I could keep a peace of mind

But now I stay in fright of white little sparkles in the air

And while I'm waitin' for the showers ,seems these months are ever there

They never go away, but sit complacent

Where as I'm wishin' I could see the pavement, latent hatin'

On the continents that feel the burn when school is out and tables turn

The skin hurts and things are said that because the heat just makes you think to

But despite the fact it truly makes you think about the people

And I'm prayin' to a deity, 'cause recently, this weather has me overweight

The perfect time for dates, but yet we're snowed in in our place

And it gets cold out when it's late, so baby, don't forget the blankets

And reminiscin' and dreamin' can keep us warm for just a while

But darlin', won't you turn the thermostat right up to winter dial?

We can hibernate to skip our fate, jump to summer, first comes spring

But don't forget the droplets and the storming it might bring

I'm exhausted, I'm just wonder when I'll feel the rays again

Maybe never will I see the sun or things that are akin

And yet these Google images will only get me oh so far

And yes, my thinkin' may be screwed, I know my thoughts may be bizarre

I greet these trials with a smile and grin, for whatever reason

I can keep my calm and know that you'll be there for the seasons that I hate

You could help me hold on so that I could bear the wait

It's understated just as much on how these seasons overplayed, yeah

[Bridge: love-sadKiD]

We could stay inside together

You and I in matching sweaters

And though it may just be forever

Me and you could beat the weather

Oh, I know

That summertime is overdue

But I know

I can make it, girl, as long as it's with you

[Chorus: mxmtoon]

The weather, oh-oh, the weather

Ruining our plans come on and get it together

You're so mean, so mean

The weather, oh-oh, the weather

Waitin' for the sun, but it's not gettin' better

You're so mean, so mean