Olde(y) Tyme(y)

[Intro] I've had a bad day I am ashamed and I'm afraid And I am drained of what was named Self respect [Verse 1] If the bridge that I was driving over Collapsed while I was driving over it That may not be such a bad thing I would finally meet my maker I could meet the great creator And I would punch him for teaching me how to sing [Verse 2] And my body would be at the bottom of a lake in West Virginia Instead of the bottom of this bottle I drink I don't have a drinking problem Don't have a drinking solution I don't think I ever learned to think [Outro] And no one knows what it's like to be Anybody but themselves No one, no one, no one else