Olde(y) Tyme(y)

[Intro]

I've had a bad day

I am ashamed and I'm afraid

And I am drained of what was named

Self respect

[Verse 1]

If the bridge that I was driving over

Collapsed while I was driving over it

That may not be such a bad thing

I would finally meet my maker

I could meet the great creator

And I would punch him for teaching me how to sing

[Verse 2]

And my body would be at the bottom of a lake in West Virginia

Instead of the bottom of this bottle I drink

I don't have a drinking problem

Don't have a drinking solution

I don't think I ever learned to think

[Outro]

And no one knows what it's like to be

Anybody but themselves

No one, no one, no one else