Touchy Feely Fool

[Verse 1] Well, I'm not too superstitious But I knock on wood a lot Prayin' I wake up tomorrow And get the guts to tell you off But I know I'll never get there You could scream you wish me dead But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow Why the hell can't I get mad? [Pre-Chorus] Someday, won't this be funny? Well, I want it funny now Man, I wanna laugh so loud Someday, won't this be long ago? I wanna feel that now Sorry if I can't see how [Chorus] I'm screwed But, hey, what can you do? I'm a touchy feely fool I would give anything to not give a shit about you Life is pretty cruel For a touchy feely fool I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do I would give anything to not give a shit [Verse 2] Well, I'm not too claustrophobic But I lose my breath sometimes Now I can't even talk to ya Now your lawyers talk to minе Could you teach me to be ruthlеss? Could I be unfeeling too? Maybe someday when I'm older I'll be better off like you [Pre-Chorus] I'm better off a stick, I'm better off a stone I'm better off a jerk, I'm better off alone I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss I won't feel much, at least I won't be feelin' this [Chorus] I'm screwed But, hey, what can you do? I'm a touchy feely fool I would give anything to not give a shit about you Life is pretty cruel For a touchy feely fool I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do (I do, I do) I would give anything to not give a shit [Bridge] But someday, won't this be funny? Well, I want it funny now Man, I wanna laugh so loud Someday, won't this be long ago? I wanna feel that now I'm sorry if I can't see how [Outro] Someday, someday, someday