Touchy Feely Fool

[Verse 1]

Well, I'm not too superstitious

But I knock on wood a lot

Prayin' I wake up tomorrow

And get the guts to tell you off

But I know I'll never get there

You could scream you wish me dead

But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow

Why the hell can't I get mad?

[Pre-Chorus]

Someday, won't this be funny?

Well, I want it funny now

Man, I wanna laugh so loud

Someday, won't this be long ago?

I wanna feel that now

Sorry if I can't see how

[Chorus]

I'm screwed

But, hey, what can you do?

I'm a touchy feely fool

I would give anything to not give a shit about you

Life is pretty cruel

For a touchy feely fool

I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do

I would give anything to not give a shit

[Verse 2]

Well, I'm not too claustrophobic

But I lose my breath sometimes

Now I can't even talk to ya

Now your lawyers talk to minе

Could you teach me to be ruthlеss?

Could I be unfeeling too?

Maybe someday when I'm older

I'll be better off like you

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm better off a stick, I'm better off a stone

I'm better off a jerk, I'm better off alone

I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss

I won't feel much, at least I won't be feelin' this

[Chorus]

I'm screwed

But, hey, what can you do?

I'm a touchy feely fool

I would give anything to not give a shit about you

Life is pretty cruel

For a touchy feely fool

I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do (I do, I do)

I would give anything to not give a shit

[Bridge]

But someday, won't this be funny?

Well, I want it funny now

Man, I wanna laugh so loud

Someday, won't this be long ago?

I wanna feel that now

I'm sorry if I can't see how

[Outro]

Someday, someday, someday