Nintendo 64

[Verse 1] My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair [Bridge] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm [Verse 2] My brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife He said that when he's dead, I'll have his Nintendo 64 And I can play it all night long, sitting on the basement floor [Bridge] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm [Verse 3] My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore And I wish I didn't care, but I thought she was really cool So I drank a ton of liquor, then I threw up in her sink She said, "Next time use the toilet," then she offered me a drink [Bridge] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm [THE FOURTH VERSE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS VERSION] [Outro] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mmm