I Like Girls

[Verse 1] I bought a Porsche and I'm leavin' Grand Rapids Quit my job, quit my school, quit this place My mother cried, my father was fried Hey, I've got no time, man, I wanna say goodbye to my babes [Chorus] I like girls [Verse 2] I dumped Sheila on Thursday I'll drop Melissa today I'll kiss some tears off of Donna, ask if she'll call on Shauna Amanda, and Sandra and Kay [Chorus] I like girls I love 'em to death [Post-Chorus] Hey Valentino You goin' somewhere? You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you? What's that a blond hair? He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn [Verse 3] I see myself a suave sophisticated lover I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame You see, my ultimate goal will be my life bein' told In a penthouse letter that I can frame and keep at home [Chorus] I like girls I love 'em, oh yeah [Post-Chorus] New luggage? Did you say you were going somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air Does she have a nice pair? [Verse 4] He was swallowed alive by the freeway Turned into an ant on parade He bravely drove off that beast, aimed his car back to the east Why be a snack at home? I'm a feast, for the girls [Chorus] I like girls I really like 'em [Outro] Well, well, well. Look who's back Run out of gas? Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look... I left Donna and Shauna and Katy and Carrie Melissa and Dena I just didn't have any use for 'em, I just want you Really, no really, honest! Oink off!