I Like Girls

[Verse 1]

I bought a Porsche and I'm leavin' Grand Rapids

Quit my job, quit my school, quit this place

My mother cried, my father was fried

Hey, I've got no time, man, I wanna say goodbye to my babes

[Chorus]

I like girls

[Verse 2]

I dumped Sheila on Thursday

I'll drop Melissa today

I'll kiss some tears off of Donna, ask if she'll call on Shauna

Amanda, and Sandra and Kay

[Chorus]

I like girls

I love 'em to death

[Post-Chorus]

Hey Valentino

You goin' somewhere?

You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?

What's that a blond hair?

He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn

[Verse 3]

I see myself a suave sophisticated lover

I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame

You see, my ultimate goal will be my life bein' told

In a penthouse letter that I can frame and keep at home

[Chorus]

I like girls

I love 'em, oh yeah

[Post-Chorus]

New luggage?

Did you say you were going somewhere?

Oh, just out for some fresh air

Does she have a nice pair?

[Verse 4]

He was swallowed alive by the freeway

Turned into an ant on parade

He bravely drove off that beast, aimed his car back to the east

Why be a snack at home? I'm a feast, for the girls

[Chorus]

I like girls

I really like 'em

[Outro]

Well, well, well. Look who's back

Run out of gas?

Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...

I left Donna and Shauna and Katy and Carrie

Melissa and Dena

I just didn't have any use for 'em, I just want you

Really, no really, honest!

Oink off!