[Intro]
How are you gonna do it?
I don't know, I’m just gonna say
I love my wife
[Verse 1]
She’s primadonna, larger than life
I’m watching from the wings
And I’m nothing like her
But I just like her
Scratching at the tattoo she gave me
It’s only temporary
There’s just something 'bout her
Like being around her
[Chorus]
Oh, what a shame girls grow up and get bitter
Lose their last names to a state champion winner
Life is more than mashing cootie catchers
Now she’s in the carpool, she used to be a dancer
[Verse 2]
Watched her fall apart and fall in love
Go to church and get fucked up
A no-believer, I always believed her
Roses in hand after the show
He’s the one who drove her home for backyard beers
She’ll be bored in two years
[Chorus]
Oh, what a shame girls grow up and get bitter
Lose their last names to a state champion winner
Life is more than mashing cootie catchers
Now she’s in the carpool, she used to be a dancer
[Refrain]
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
[Outro]
Maybe it’s season 4, I think it’s season 4
Season 4 Dennis Reynolds
Yeah, yep
Actually, no, I’m lying I truly don’t know
He’s all- he’s hot to me all the time
But, anyway
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