I Love My Wife

[Intro]

How are you gonna do it?

I don't know, I’m just gonna say

I love my wife

[Verse 1]

She’s primadonna, larger than life

I’m watching from the wings

And I’m nothing like her

But I just like her

Scratching at the tattoo she gave me

It’s only temporary

There’s just something 'bout her

Like being around her

[Chorus]

Oh, what a shame girls grow up and get bitter

Lose their last names to a state champion winner

Life is more than mashing cootie catchers

Now she’s in the carpool, she used to be a dancer

[Verse 2]

Watched her fall apart and fall in love

Go to church and get fucked up

A no-believer, I always believed her

Roses in hand after the show

He’s the one who drove her home for backyard beers

She’ll be bored in two years

[Chorus]

Oh, what a shame girls grow up and get bitter

Lose their last names to a state champion winner

Life is more than mashing cootie catchers

Now she’s in the carpool, she used to be a dancer

[Refrain]

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

She used to be a dancer

[Outro]

Maybe it’s season 4, I think it’s season 4

Season 4 Dennis Reynolds

Yeah, yep

Actually, no, I’m lying I truly don’t know

He’s all- he’s hot to me all the time

But, anyway