Crooked

[Verse 1] Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall Turns out it's all crooked, y'all [Refrain] And I don't know what I'm supposed to do Turns out that I'm crooked too [Verse 2] I read a crooked headline on a crooked page There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage But he seems to think he's standin' tall Turns out it's all crooked, y'all [Refrain] And I don't know what I'm supposed to do Turns out that I'm crooked too [Verse 3] So when you stand before that setting sun And the needle's broken and the record's spun You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call Turns out it's all crooked, y'all Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all