Crooked

[Verse 1]

Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile

Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile

I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall

Turns out it's all crooked, y'all

[Refrain]

And I don't know what I'm supposed to do

Turns out that I'm crooked too

[Verse 2]

I read a crooked headline on a crooked page

There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage

But he seems to think he's standin' tall

Turns out it's all crooked, y'all

[Refrain]

And I don't know what I'm supposed to do

Turns out that I'm crooked too

[Verse 3]

So when you stand before that setting sun

And the needle's broken and the record's spun

You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call

Turns out it's all crooked, y'all

Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all