Opposite Day

[Verse 1] I got home this morning with the sun right in my eyes And there was no warning as it took me by surprise as it Hit me like an act of God, causing my alarm That I had not become a cephalopod I still had legs and arms Yes I still had legs and arms [Pre-Chorus] Today was supposed to be the day Molecules decide to change their form Laws of physics lose their sway Youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm With the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeah [Chorus] And today was supposed to be Not just another day Today was supposed to be Not just another day Was supposed to be, today was supposed to be Opposite day [Verse 2] Those that can't quite function in society at large They're going to wake up on this morning and find that they're in charge But those the world's set up for, who are really doing quite well They're going to wake up in institutions In prison or in hell Prison or in hell [Pre-Chorus] Today was supposed to be the day Molecules decide to change their form Laws of physics lose their sway Youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm With the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeah [Chorus] And today was supposed to be Not just another day Today was supposed to be Not just another day Today was supposed to be Not just another day Today was supposed to be Not just another day It was supposed to be, today was supposed to be Opposite day [Coda] But if you think there's something else Well, you're right, there is There's something else But if you think I'm gonna tell you, think again Why should I even think of telling you what there is? Yeah, cause silence is knowledge And knowledge is power I'm under explicit orders to dare not speak its name Listen up, I just work here Oh, I dare not speak its name I can't keep talking about it Oh, I dare not speak its name