Opposite Day

[Verse 1]

I got home this morning with the sun right in my eyes

And there was no warning as it took me by surprise as it

Hit me like an act of God, causing my alarm

That I had not become a cephalopod

I still had legs and arms

Yes I still had legs and arms

[Pre-Chorus]

Today was supposed to be the day

Molecules decide to change their form

Laws of physics lose their sway

Youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm

With the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeah

[Chorus]

And today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Was supposed to be, today was supposed to be

Opposite day

[Verse 2]

Those that can't quite function in society at large

They're going to wake up on this morning and find that they're in charge

But those the world's set up for, who are really doing quite well

They're going to wake up in institutions

In prison or in hell

Prison or in hell

[Pre-Chorus]

Today was supposed to be the day

Molecules decide to change their form

Laws of physics lose their sway

Youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm

With the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeah

[Chorus]

And today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

It was supposed to be, today was supposed to be

Opposite day

[Coda]

But if you think there's something else

Well, you're right, there is

There's something else

But if you think I'm gonna tell you, think again

Why should I even think of telling you what there is?

Yeah, cause silence is knowledge

And knowledge is power

I'm under explicit orders to dare not speak its name

Listen up, I just work here

Oh, I dare not speak its name

I can't keep talking about it

Oh, I dare not speak its name