Brony Polka

[Gypsy Bard] When you're rife with devastation There's a simple explanation: You're a toy-maker's creation Trapped inside a crystal ball And whichever way he tilts it Know that we must be resilient We won't let them break our spirits As we sing our silly song [Great to be Different] Isn't it great to be different? Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are? Once you learn to start accepting yourself You'll become a shining star [Beyond Her Garden] Carrot Top, go beyond us You're a late star, time to fool us Keep your friends close, they're what drive you To the cosmos that describes you Carrot Top, go beyond us You're a late star, time to fool us Keep your friends close, they're what drive you To the cosmos that describes you... [A Tropical Octav3] (...May!) call it a crash, I call it a fly in: Here to perform on this desert-ed island Jealous, 'cause I leave a pony smiling? You need to chill, 'cause you knowing who I am Out here, no cell phone service With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose Not worthless, look under the surface Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless (Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless) [Magic] Trixie: I'm Trixie welcome to the show Got Magic tricks so here we go We're gonna have some fun Hold on to your hats Heckler: We don't care who you are anymore Just pack your things go out the door You claim that you're performing Don't make us laugh T: I have something more H: We've seen it before T: It's much more special H: We'd rather be in Hell T: It might be the same act Be patient you'll see You can call it fake But this is real magic It's real magic, it's real magic (Yeah yeah) It's real magic, M-A-G-I-C! [Lullaby for a Princess] *Sobbing* Fate has been cruel and order unkind How could I have sent you away? The blame was my own; the punishment: yours The harmony's silent today But into the stillness I'll bring you a song And I will your company keep Till your tired eyes and my lullabies Have carried you softly to sleep (Sleep) (Sleep) (Sleep) [Love Me Cheerilee] Hey Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee I'm afraid to raise my hand I have something to ask you 'Cause I want to understand It's not about homework It's about 1 + 1 is 2 Hey Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you [20 Percent Cooler] Yeah I own this beat You can call me the king or the ruler Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic We're getting 20 percent cooler We had a great day out Calling my name like Ferris Bueller Time to wrap this up We're getting 20 percent cooler (Hey!) We're getting 20 percent cooler We're getting 20 percent cooler now! [Anthropology] Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car? Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar It's a mystery, anthropology! [Discord] Discord, I'm howling at the moon And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do To make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it anymore So take your tyranny away! [Proud to be a Brony] Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid, loving mind How she can be herself near animals, but shies away from her own kind? Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie and the way she kind of Acts a bit like me sometimes? You see I use to hate that I liked My Little Pony Not any more, I'm proud to be a brony! [Double Rainboom] When you're flying up there (up there) In the sky (the sky), rising high (-sing high) Every hue, it's like a dream (a dream) Out of this world (this world), into a new (a new) When you're soaring up there In the sky (the sky), spread your wings (your wings), and you will see (you'll see) The cirrus swirl shimmering down below And you'll recognize the glow From the Double- [Rainbow Factory] -Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice As the story we knew of sugar and spice But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it With the help of the magic of a pegasus device [Nightmare Night] (Yeah! What do you know about Nightmare Night, son?!) Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts; No reason to scream Your favorite Princess is back; She's walking up on the scene She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret She's not a Nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set She's coming; Gracing her subjects, she ain't leaving no choice She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian Voice So cover all of your fears and stow away all your fright The Lunar Princess is back to bring the Nightmares Tonight [Swing! Tavi! Swing!] So put down that cello and go grab the bass 'Cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show [Sister Hate] SB: Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play R: Hello I'm Rarity and I have to work all day SB: So can I work with you and help you a lot? R: So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut SB: Do you still hate me (R: I don't) SB: Can you play with me (R: I can't) SB: Can we do something right now? SB: I can't (R: I can't) SB: We can't (R: WE CAN'T) R: No Sweetie! What have you Done! SB: I just wanted to have fun! SB+R: I don't want to be your sister just get out of my life! Get out of my life, hey! [Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu] Jokermort: You've hair soft as feathery down Wide eyes to look into Such trust and vigor for life! Rainbow Dash: I am your pony waifu! JM: That makes my poor heart burst with glee! Please promise that it's true! That you would deign to choose me! RD: I am your pony waifu! [It'll Be Okay] Twilight Sparkle: I gave you my heart and then you turned around Shining Armor: The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared TS: I gave you my heart and then you turned around SA: We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping after dark TS: I gave you my heart and then you turned around SA: Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies TS: I gave you my heart and then you turned around Main Six Sans Twi: Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads! TS+SA: Since we're not related, it'll be okay! It'll be okaaaaaaaaay! James: Just kidding I'm not done [Picture Perfect Pony] 'Cause I'm a picture perfect pony A picture perfect pony pony pony pony Picture perfect pony Picture perfect pony pony pony pony [Loyalty] Give me a smidge of confidence Give me a speck of something that makes sense Give me an idea of dependency Give me a dash of loyalty (Loyalty) [Lost on the Moon] So together we are all lost on the moon We all share our home on the moon, we Forever we are lost on the moon, together We pay your crime on the moon Together we are lost on the moon We all share a home on the moon Forever we are lost on the moon (Moooon) (Moooon) (Moooon) [I am Octavia] Octavia: I comb the crowd But I can't see your face out there, no I'm playing now, won't wait on love I'm paralyzed From all these whispers in my brain, yeah I'm focused now, I won't give up You hurt me now, but I won't cry I am Octavia You hurt me now, but I won't cry I am Octavia Vinyl Scratch: Sorry Neon, I just can't concentrate, I just... I just gotta go! James: Aside from Anthropology, this is my favorite one [Pinkie's Brew] I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two! I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away! (Seconds melt away!) (Seconds melt away!) (Seconds melt away!) Watch as I work my gypsy magic Eye of the newt and cinnamon Watch as the matter turns to batter Open the portal, jump in! Buy some apples, buy some apples Open the portal and jump in Open the portal Open the portal Open the portal Open the portal jump Open the portal jump Open the portal jump in! Yeeeeeeeeah! [Don't Mine at Night] Don't Miiiine at Niiiiight!