She's got Mastitis

May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To Make a gram stain (to Make a gram stain) Everybody (everybody) Come take my Utter (come take my Utter) We'll walk through the vet clinic together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm Her Teats are Hot, Milk Smelly, Utters sloughing There's milk on her Lab coat already, Cow's Milk She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to CMT But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down And she's got mastitis If it wasn't, then what would it be? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause she's got mastitis If it wasn't, then what would it be? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better CMT You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to CMT This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better CMT You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to CMT This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the diagnostic tests as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through the vet clinic I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the diagnosis now And when I'm gone, just Make a gram stain, don't mourn Rejoice every time you see the purple positive gram stain Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling Give her some pain meds, So she don't feel no pain Just gram stain And when she's gone, just Make a gram stain, don't mourn Rejoice every time you confirm the diagnosis Just know that it's probably Strep. agalactiae And she won't feel a thing, if you treat it with systemic antibiotics Just CMT in your Lab coat