She's got Mastitis

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To Make a gram stain (to Make a gram stain)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my Utter (come take my Utter)

We'll walk through the vet clinic together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Her Teats are Hot, Milk Smelly, Utters sloughing

There's milk on her Lab coat already, Cow's Milk

She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to CMT

But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down

And she's got mastitis

If it wasn't, then what would it be?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause she's got mastitis

If it wasn't, then what would it be?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

You better CMT

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to CMT

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better CMT

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to CMT

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back

Follow the diagnostic tests as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through the vet clinic

I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the diagnosis now

And when I'm gone, just Make a gram stain, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you see the purple positive gram stain

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

Give her some pain meds, So she don't feel no pain

Just gram stain

And when she's gone, just Make a gram stain, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you confirm the diagnosis

Just know that it's probably Strep. agalactiae

And she won't feel a thing, if you treat it with systemic antibiotics

Just CMT in your Lab coat