Apologetics

[Verse 1] If you wanted serious apologetics Mm mm mm mm mm -- take a Bible class If you wanted plain advice -- I can give it But it's in a parody so it may get laughs [Chorus 1] Did I hear you say that I must be a quack Will you walk away from the truth if it's funny? [Verse 2] If you wanted lyrics with college credits Then you'd better hurry off and go to class [Verse 3] If you wanted lyrics with homiletics Mm mm mm mm mm -- baby, mine have that If you wanted edified -- I can dig it Then you needn't worry ‘cause we'll stay on track [Chorus 2] Did my lyrics stray from the trusty old path Will you walk away from the truth if it's funny? [Verse 4] Sorry! If you wanted serious apologetics Then you'd better hurry off and go to class You'd better hurry off and go to class [Bridge] Ooh ooh ooh ooh -- truth can be funny [Verse 5] Sorry! If you wanted serious apologеtics Then we'd bettеr hurry up and close this fast You'd better hurry ‘cause we're closin' fast [Tag] You'd better hurry ‘cause we're closing' fast