Apologetics

[Verse 1]

If you wanted serious apologetics

Mm mm mm mm mm -- take a Bible class

If you wanted plain advice -- I can give it

But it's in a parody so it may get laughs

[Chorus 1]

Did I hear you say that I must be a quack

Will you walk away from the truth if it's funny?

[Verse 2]

If you wanted lyrics with college credits

Then you'd better hurry off and go to class

[Verse 3]

If you wanted lyrics with homiletics

Mm mm mm mm mm -- baby, mine have that

If you wanted edified -- I can dig it

Then you needn't worry ‘cause we'll stay on track

[Chorus 2]

Did my lyrics stray from the trusty old path

Will you walk away from the truth if it's funny?

[Verse 4]

Sorry!

If you wanted serious apologetics

Then you'd better hurry off and go to class

You'd better hurry off and go to class

[Bridge]

Ooh ooh ooh ooh -- truth can be funny

[Verse 5]

Sorry!

If you wanted serious apologеtics

Then we'd bettеr hurry up and close this fast

You'd better hurry ‘cause we're closin' fast

[Tag]

You'd better hurry ‘cause we're closing' fast