[Verse 1]
He's a real Noah man
Sitting in his boat on land
Making all his Noah plans with no flooding
[Verse 2]
Doesn't have a port in view
No spot for his floating zoo
Doesn't seem to fit like you and me
[Chorus 1]
Noah man (Aaah-)
Please listen (-la la la la)
We don't know (Aaah-)
What you're sniffin' (-la la la la)
Noah man (Aaah-)
The world is not gonna end (-aaah Aahh-aahhh-)
(-la-la-la-la-la)
[Instrumental Break feat. Electric Guitar]
[Verse 3]
We're as dry as we can be
Check these flood-free rocks and trees
Noah man, can you see rain at all?
[Chorus 2]
Noah man (Aaah-)
Don't worry (-la la la la)
Rain or shine (Aaah-)
Snow flurries (-la la la la)
Thorough it all (Aaah)
The sun's coming out to give you a tan (-aaah Aahh-aahhh-)
(-la-la-la-la)
[Verse 4]
Mustn't hand him pointy tools
Noah's gotten weird; he's so uncool
Yes indeed, he just might drool on me
[Chorus 3]
Noah man (Aaah-)
These Christians (-la la la la)
They don't know (Aaah-)
What they're missin' (-la la la la)
Noah man (Aaah-)
The world is not gonna end (-aaah Aahh-aahhh-)
(-la-la-la-la)
[Verse 5]
Please get real, Noah, man
Sitting in this boat on land
Makin' all these Noah plans -- you're so funny
[Outro]
Maybe y'all ain't noticed, man, it's so sunny
Rain ain't fallin' nowhere and there's no flooding
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