Noah Man

[Verse 1]

He's a real Noah man

Sitting in his boat on land

Making all his Noah plans with no flooding

[Verse 2]

Doesn't have a port in view

No spot for his floating zoo

Doesn't seem to fit like you and me

[Chorus 1]

Noah man (Aaah-)

Please listen (-la la la la)

We don't know (Aaah-)

What you're sniffin' (-la la la la)

Noah man (Aaah-)

The world is not gonna end (-aaah Aahh-aahhh-)

(-la-la-la-la-la)

[Instrumental Break feat. Electric Guitar]

[Verse 3]

We're as dry as we can be

Check these flood-free rocks and trees

Noah man, can you see rain at all?

[Chorus 2]

Noah man (Aaah-)

Don't worry (-la la la la)

Rain or shine (Aaah-)

Snow flurries (-la la la la)

Thorough it all (Aaah)

The sun's coming out to give you a tan (-aaah Aahh-aahhh-)

(-la-la-la-la)

[Verse 4]

Mustn't hand him pointy tools

Noah's gotten weird; he's so uncool

Yes indeed, he just might drool on me

[Chorus 3]

Noah man (Aaah-)

These Christians (-la la la la)

They don't know (Aaah-)

What they're missin' (-la la la la)

Noah man (Aaah-)

The world is not gonna end (-aaah Aahh-aahhh-)

(-la-la-la-la)

[Verse 5]

Please get real, Noah, man

Sitting in this boat on land

Makin' all these Noah plans -- you're so funny

[Outro]

Maybe y'all ain't noticed, man, it's so sunny

Rain ain't fallin' nowhere and there's no flooding