Mardy Bum (Live in Texas)

[Verse 1] Well, now then, mardy bum I've seen your frown and it's like lookin' down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off And out come all these words Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you, a side I much prefer It's one that [Chorus] Laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up, and away Ah, but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today When you're all Argumentative, and you've got the face on [Verse 2] Well, now then mardy bum Oh, I'm in troublе again, aren't I? I thought as much 'Cause you turned ovеr there Pullin' that silent disappointment face, the one that I can't bear [Chorus] And can't we just laugh and joke around? Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up, and away Ah, but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today When you're all Argumentative, and you've got the face on [Bridge] And yeah, I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train and then the traffic was an awful state And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs Oh, when you say I don't care But of course I do, yeah, I clearly do [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up, and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today When you're all Argumentative, and you've got the face on [Spoken Outro] You looked like you enjoyed that, on, uh, on the shoulders It's more fun on the shoulders isn't it? Than it is stood down there We all, we like when people get on each other's shoulders, it's a good, it's a good look, it looks good on you Are you still there ladies and gentlemen? Thought you may have disappeared We have three more songs left, so find your partners, if you're thinking about it, you know now's the time to make a move