Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured (Live in Texas)

[Spoken intro] This is, this next song, every band's got a song called "Red Lights something," so, so do we [Verse 1] We'll ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two Well, you're comin' up at our end, aren't ya? So I'll get one with you Oh, won't he let us have six in? Especially not with the food He could have just told us no, though He didn't have to be rude You see her with the green dress? She talked to me at the bar Well, how come it's already two-pound fifty? We've only gonе about a yard Didn't you see she were gorgеous? She were beyond belief Oh, but this lad at the side drinkin' his Smirnoff Ice Came and paid for her Tropical Reef [Chorus] And I'm sitting, going backwards And I didn't want to leave I said, "It's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please" [Verse 2] Well, how funny were that sketch earlier Up near that taxi rank? Oh no, you would have missed it Think it were when you went to the bank These two lads squarin' up, proper shoutin' 'Bout who were next in the queue The kind of thing that'd seem so silly But not when they've both had a few [Bridge] Well, calm down, temper, temper You shouldn't get so annoyed Well, you're actin' like a silly little boy Oh, they wanted to be men And do some fightin' in the street He said, "No surrender, no chance of retreat" [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Why are they in the taxi? 'Cause I didn't wanna leave And I said, "It's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please!" [Verse 3] Oh, drunken plots hatched to jump it Ask around, "Are you sure?" Went for it, but the red light was showin' Red light indicates doors are secure [Spoken Outro] (Thank you) And there is actually someone wearing green, which is a rarity