thank u, next (script)

[Part I: 7 RINGS INTRO] [A, spoken] ONE TIME, ON TWITTER I HEARD ARIANA WAS PREGNANT SO I GOT PREGNANT SO WE COULD BE PREGNANT AT THE SAME TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A RUMOR [B, spoken] ARIANA GRANDE TOLD ME MY HAIR LOOKS SEXY PUSHED BACK, SHE'S NOT WRONG [C, spoken] ARIANA BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT SO I FOUND A GUY TO PROPOSE TO ME AND I BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT [D, spoken] I HEARD SHE'S A LESBIAN NOW AND DATING SOME CHICK CALLED "AUBREY" IT'S FUCKING SICK [E, spoken] I HEARD THAT IF YOURECORD HER SNORING AND PLAY IT BACKWARDS IT SOUNDS LIKE FANTASIA [F, spoken] ARIANA SAYS HONEST TO GOD KNOCK ME OUT SO I DECIDED TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE IT WAS AWESOME [THANK U, NEXT TITLE SCREEN] [Part II: Thank U, Next (I)] [Verse 1] Thought I'd end up with Sean But he wasn't a match Wrote some songs about Ricky Now I listen and laugh Even almost got married And for Pete, I'm so thankful Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm 'Cause he was an angel [Pre-Chorus] One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain Now, I'm so amazin' Say I've loved and I've lost But that's not what I see So, look what I got Look what you taught me And for that, I say [Chorus] Thank you, next (Next) Thank you, next (Next) Thank you, next I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (Next) Thank you, next (Next) Thank you, next (Next) I'm so fuckin'— [Verse 2] Spend more time with my friеnds I ain't worried 'bout nothin' Plus, I met someonе else We havin' better discussions I know they say I move on too fast But this one gon' last 'Cause her name is Ari And I'm so good with that (So good with that) [Pre-Chorus] She taught me love (Love) She taught me patience (Patience) How she handles pain (Pain) That shit's amazin' (Yeah, she's amazin') I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah) But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah) 'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found) Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say [Chorus] Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next (Thank you) I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next (Said thank you, next) Thank you, next (Next) I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex [Post-Chorus] Thank you, next Thank you, next Thank you, next I'm so fuckin'— [Bridge] One day I'll walk down the aisle Holdin' hands with my mama I'll be thankin' my dad 'Cause she grew from the drama Only wanna do it once, real bad Gon' make that shit last God forbid somethin' happens Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash) [Pre-Chorus] I've got so much love (Love) Got so much patience (Patience) I've learned from the pain (Pain) And turned out amazin' (Turned out amazin') Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah) But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah) 'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah) Ain't no need for searching And for that, I say [Part III: Talking] I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY CUTE YA KNOW, REALLY CUTE AND IT WAS, IT WAS REALLY BIG, HM WELL I'VE ONLY GONE OUT WITH ONE GUY THAT HAD A BIG FRONT TOOTH AND I LIKED IT 'CAUSE HE NEVER GOT ANYTHING STUCK IN THE FRONT TEETH, HM BUT, HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE THAT HAD NO TEETH AT ALL? NO [Part IV: Thank U, Next (II)] [Pre-Chorus] I've got so much love (Love) Got so much patience (Patience) I've learned from the pain (Pain) And turned out amazin' (Turned out amazin') Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah) But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah) 'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah) Ain't no need for searching And for that, I say [Chorus] Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next (Said thank you, next) Thank you, next (Next) I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (Thank you, next) Thank you, next (Said thank you, next) Thank you, next (Next) I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex [Post-Chorus] Thank you, next Thank you, next Thank you, next Yeah, yee Thank you, next Thank you, next Thank you, next Yeah, yee [PART V: Outro] [G, spoken] THANK U, NEXT MATCH