thank u, next (script)

[Part I: 7 RINGS INTRO]

[A, spoken]

ONE TIME, ON TWITTER

I HEARD ARIANA WAS PREGNANT

SO I GOT PREGNANT SO WE COULD BE PREGNANT AT THE SAME

TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A RUMOR

[B, spoken]

ARIANA GRANDE TOLD ME MY HAIR LOOKS SEXY PUSHED BACK, SHE'S NOT WRONG

[C, spoken]

ARIANA BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT

SO I FOUND A GUY TO PROPOSE TO ME

AND I BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT

[D, spoken]

I HEARD SHE'S A LESBIAN NOW

AND DATING SOME CHICK CALLED "AUBREY"

IT'S FUCKING SICK

[E, spoken]

I HEARD THAT IF YOURECORD HER SNORING AND PLAY IT BACKWARDS IT SOUNDS LIKE FANTASIA

[F, spoken]

ARIANA SAYS HONEST TO GOD KNOCK ME OUT

SO I DECIDED TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

IT WAS AWESOME

[THANK U, NEXT TITLE SCREEN]

[Part II: Thank U, Next (I)]

[Verse 1]

Thought I'd end up with Sean

But he wasn't a match

Wrote some songs about Ricky

Now I listen and laugh

Even almost got married

And for Pete, I'm so thankful

Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm

'Cause he was an angel

[Pre-Chorus]

One taught me love

One taught me patience

And one taught me pain

Now, I'm so amazin'

Say I've loved and I've lost

But that's not what I see

So, look what I got

Look what you taught me

And for that, I say

[Chorus]

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin'—

[Verse 2]

Spend more time with my friеnds

I ain't worried 'bout nothin'

Plus, I met someonе else

We havin' better discussions

I know they say I move on too fast

But this one gon' last

'Cause her name is Ari

And I'm so good with that (So good with that)

[Pre-Chorus]

She taught me love (Love)

She taught me patience (Patience)

How she handles pain (Pain)

That shit's amazin' (Yeah, she's amazin')

I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)

Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say

[Chorus]

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

[Post-Chorus]

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin'—

[Bridge]

One day I'll walk down the aisle

Holdin' hands with my mama

I'll be thankin' my dad

'Cause she grew from the drama

Only wanna do it once, real bad

Gon' make that shit last

God forbid somethin' happens

Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)

[Pre-Chorus]

I've got so much love (Love)

Got so much patience (Patience)

I've learned from the pain (Pain)

And turned out amazin' (Turned out amazin')

Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)

Ain't no need for searching

And for that, I say

[Part III: Talking]

I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY CUTE YA KNOW, REALLY CUTE

AND IT WAS, IT WAS REALLY BIG, HM

WELL I'VE ONLY GONE OUT WITH ONE GUY THAT

HAD A BIG FRONT TOOTH AND I LIKED IT

'CAUSE HE NEVER GOT ANYTHING STUCK IN THE FRONT TEETH, HM

BUT, HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE THAT HAD NO TEETH AT ALL?

NO

[Part IV: Thank U, Next (II)]

[Pre-Chorus]

I've got so much love (Love)

Got so much patience (Patience)

I've learned from the pain (Pain)

And turned out amazin' (Turned out amazin')

Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)

Ain't no need for searching

And for that, I say

[Chorus]

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

[Post-Chorus]

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

[PART V: Outro]

[G, spoken]

THANK U, NEXT MATCH