[Part I: 7 RINGS INTRO]
[A, spoken]
ONE TIME, ON TWITTER
I HEARD ARIANA WAS PREGNANT
SO I GOT PREGNANT SO WE COULD BE PREGNANT AT THE SAME
TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A RUMOR
[B, spoken]
ARIANA GRANDE TOLD ME MY HAIR LOOKS SEXY PUSHED BACK, SHE'S NOT WRONG
[C, spoken]
ARIANA BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT
SO I FOUND A GUY TO PROPOSE TO ME
AND I BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT
[D, spoken]
I HEARD SHE'S A LESBIAN NOW
AND DATING SOME CHICK CALLED "AUBREY"
IT'S FUCKING SICK
[E, spoken]
I HEARD THAT IF YOURECORD HER SNORING AND PLAY IT BACKWARDS IT SOUNDS LIKE FANTASIA
[F, spoken]
ARIANA SAYS HONEST TO GOD KNOCK ME OUT
SO I DECIDED TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE
IT WAS AWESOME
[THANK U, NEXT TITLE SCREEN]
[Part II: Thank U, Next (I)]
[Verse 1]
Thought I'd end up with Sean
But he wasn't a match
Wrote some songs about Ricky
Now I listen and laugh
Even almost got married
And for Pete, I'm so thankful
Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm
'Cause he was an angel
[Pre-Chorus]
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazin'
Say I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say
[Chorus]
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin'—
[Verse 2]
Spend more time with my friеnds
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Plus, I met someonе else
We havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause her name is Ari
And I'm so good with that (So good with that)
[Pre-Chorus]
She taught me love (Love)
She taught me patience (Patience)
How she handles pain (Pain)
That shit's amazin' (Yeah, she's amazin')
I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)
Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say
[Chorus]
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[Post-Chorus]
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin'—
[Bridge]
One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holdin' hands with my mama
I'll be thankin' my dad
'Cause she grew from the drama
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Gon' make that shit last
God forbid somethin' happens
Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)
[Pre-Chorus]
I've got so much love (Love)
Got so much patience (Patience)
I've learned from the pain (Pain)
And turned out amazin' (Turned out amazin')
Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I say
[Part III: Talking]
I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY CUTE YA KNOW, REALLY CUTE
AND IT WAS, IT WAS REALLY BIG, HM
WELL I'VE ONLY GONE OUT WITH ONE GUY THAT
HAD A BIG FRONT TOOTH AND I LIKED IT
'CAUSE HE NEVER GOT ANYTHING STUCK IN THE FRONT TEETH, HM
BUT, HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE THAT HAD NO TEETH AT ALL?
NO
[Part IV: Thank U, Next (II)]
[Pre-Chorus]
I've got so much love (Love)
Got so much patience (Patience)
I've learned from the pain (Pain)
And turned out amazin' (Turned out amazin')
Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I say
[Chorus]
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
[Post-Chorus]
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
[PART V: Outro]
[G, spoken]
THANK U, NEXT MATCH