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John Cooper Clarke

JOHN COOPER CLARKE

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I Wanna Be Yours

I Wanna Be Yours

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Evidently Chickentown

Evidently Chickentown

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Beasley Street

Beasley Street

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Twat

Twat

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I Don't Want to Be Nice

I Don't Want to Be Nice

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Readers Wives

Readers Wives

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I Married a Monster From Outer Space

I Married a Monster From Outer Space

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Health Fanatic

Health Fanatic

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Majorca

Majorca

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Kung Fu International

Kung Fu International

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Post‐War Glamour Girl

Post‐War Glamour Girl

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Psycle Sluts, Parts 1 & 2

Psycle Sluts, Parts 1 & 2

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Salome Maloney

Salome Maloney

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36 Hours

36 Hours

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Conditional Discharge

Conditional Discharge

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Thirty Six Hours

Thirty Six Hours

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A Distant Relation

A Distant Relation

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It Man

It Man

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A Heart Disease Called Love

A Heart Disease Called Love

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The Pest

The Pest

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Bronze Adonis

Bronze Adonis

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23rd

23rd

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Suspended Sentence

Suspended Sentence

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(You Never See a Nipple in the) Daily Express

(You Never See a Nipple in the) Daily Express

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Zip Style Method

Zip Style Method

13 lyrics

1I Wanna Be YoursLyrics
2A Heart Disease Called LoveLyrics
3Midnight ShiftLyrics
4I Travel in BiscuitsLyrics
5Drive She SaidLyrics
6The Day the World Stood StillLyrics
7The Face Behind the ScreamLyrics
8The Ghost of Al CaponeLyrics
9The New AssassinLyrics
10Ninety Degrees in My ShadesLyrics
11The Day My Pad Went Mad (Radio 1 live version)Lyrics
12Night People (Radio 1 live version)Lyrics
13Midnight Shift (Radio 1 live version)Lyrics

Snap, Crackle & Bop

Snap, Crackle & Bop

12 lyrics

1Evidently ChickentownLyrics
2Beasley StreetLyrics
3Conditional DischargeLyrics
4Thirty Six HoursLyrics

Disguise in Love

Disguise in Love

10 lyrics

1I Don't Want to Be NiceLyrics
2Health FanaticLyrics
3Psycle Sluts, Parts 1 & 2Lyrics
4Salome MaloneyLyrics

Où est la maison de fromage ?

Où est la maison de fromage ?

22 lyrics

1Readers WivesLyrics
2I Married a Monster From Outer SpaceLyrics
3MajorcaLyrics
4Kung Fu InternationalLyrics

Ten Years In An Open Necked Shirt

Ten Years In An Open Necked Shirt

10 lyrics

1Euro communist/gucci socialistLyrics
2I mustn't go down to the sea againLyrics
3I married a monster from outer space (Poem Version From TYIAONS)Lyrics
490 degrees in my shadesLyrics

This Time It’s Personal

This Time It’s Personal

1 lyric

1Johnny Remember MeLyrics

Singles & other tracks

Singles & other tracks

21 lyrics

1TwatLyrics
2Post‐War Glamour GirlLyrics
336 HoursLyrics
4It ManLyrics
5The Pest

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A Distant Relation

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7SleepwalkLyrics

8Twat (live)Lyrics

9BelladonnaLyrics

10Limbo (Baby Limbo)Lyrics

11Beasley Street (live)Lyrics

12Gaberdine Angus (live)Lyrics

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Valley of the Lost Women

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6Kung Fu International (live)Lyrics

7(I've Got a Brand New) TracksuitLyrics

8Teenage WerewolfLyrics

9Strange BedfellowsLyrics

10Gimmix! Play Loud (live)Lyrics

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Bronze Adonis

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6Suspended SentenceLyrics

7(You Never See a Nipple in the) Daily ExpressLyrics

8InnocentsLyrics

9Salome MaloneLyrics

10Psycle Sluts, Part 1Lyrics

11NothingLyrics

12Letter to FiestaLyrics

13Action ManLyrics

14Spilt BeansLyrics

15Film Extra's ExtraLyrics

16The Cycle AccidentLyrics

17Ten Years in an Open Neck Shirt, Part 3Lyrics

18Sperm TestLyrics

19Bunch of TwigsLyrics

20Missing PersonsLyrics

22Dumb Row LaughsLyrics

5Psychle sluts: part oneLyrics

6Belladonna (Poem Version From TYIAONS)Lyrics

7Psychle sluts: part twoLyrics

8The day my pad went MAD (Poem Version From TYIAONS)Lyrics

9The ghost of al capone (Poem Version From TYIAONS)Lyrics

10The face behind the scream (Poem Version From TYIAONS)Lyrics

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6Get Back on Drugs You Fat FuckLyrics

7The Day My Pad Went MadLyrics

8Evidently Chickentown (live)Lyrics

9Night PeopleLyrics

11Gimmix Play LoudLyrics

12Ten Years in an Open Neck ShirtLyrics

13I Wrote the SongsLyrics

14Some Cunt Used the N-WordLyrics

16Gaberdine AngusLyrics

17The Serial, Part 1Lyrics

18The Pest (live)Lyrics

19Salome Malone (live)Lyrics

20Beezley StreetLyrics

21The New Assassin (Radio 1 live version)Lyrics