Spilt Beans

I told you once - don't trust men They'll do you down - and they'll do it again When all the dead body heavyness splits your spine What's your game - what's his line Late home - no TV Walk with the zombies - talk to the sea Sand in your shoes - money in your jeans It's no good crying over - spilt beans All the fancy Dan's at the Palais de Dance Offer you assistance in the firm's vans With the stupid stories and the bad dream lovers Clean socks - love their mothers And the ghost train trashed the tunnel of love Fingers bleed - better wear your gloves And wave on wave of Germoline Says no good crying over - spilt beans In the mindless misfits mohair sweaters Poison pens and begging letters Finger bells - ding ding ding Like they was in some sort of sling Paidback - with just one look A prayer wheel and a big fat book Tells you not to be clever but clean And close to the real meaning of the beans The Three Stooges - the four just men The Magnificent Seven - the terrible ten Lord Rockinghams Eleven and the Famous Five Three Men in a Boat - the good lady wives Twelve apostles and the iddlers three Ten Green Bottles and the Three Degrees And all the oval teenage beauty queens Crying about everything but - spilt beans The ring of fear - that's the key To the anorexia housemaid's knee Who made groovy gravy oh mother of meat Since we've wed all I do is eat Too fat to fuck - sorry about that I got a scrotum fitted with a thermostat Switch in the kitchen - giggle and scream Don't let me hear you - spilt beans