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Teenage Dirtbag

Teenage Dirtbag

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Chan's the Man

Chan's the Man

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Christmas Dirtbag

Christmas Dirtbag

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Punk Ass Bitch

Punk Ass Bitch

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A Little Respect

A Little Respect

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Lemonade

Lemonade

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Wannabe Gangstar

Wannabe Gangstar

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Leroy

Leroy

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Truffles

Truffles

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Hump'em N' Dump'em

Hump'em N' Dump'em

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Sunshine

Sunshine

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Stócach Brocach

Stócach Brocach

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Fourteen

Fourteen

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Hey, Mr. Brown

Hey, Mr. Brown

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Love Is a Mutt From Hell

Love Is a Mutt From Hell

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BMX Bandits

BMX Bandits

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I'd Never Write a Song About You

I'd Never Write a Song About You

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If You Need a Friend

If You Need a Friend

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Tipsy

Tipsy

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Randall

Randall

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Valentine

Valentine

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That's True

That's True

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The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me

The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me

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American in Amsterdam

American in Amsterdam

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Just a Dirtbag Christmas EP

Just a Dirtbag Christmas EP

4 lyrics

1Christmas DirtbagLyrics
2Mean ChristmasLyrics
3Feels Like ChristmasLyrics
4You Made Me Believe In ChristmasLyrics

Wheatus

Wheatus

6 lyrics

1Punk Ass BitchLyrics
2TrufflesLyrics
3Hump'em N' Dump'emLyrics
4SunshineLyrics
5Hey, Mr. Brown

Ceol 2018

Ceol 2018

1 lyric

1Stócach BrocachLyrics

The Valentine LP

The Valentine LP

10 lyrics

1FourteenLyrics
2ValentineLyrics
3That's TrueLyrics
4Break It Don't Buy ItLyrics
5Marigold Girl

Teenage Dirtbag

Teenage Dirtbag

3 lyrics

1Hey, Mr. Brown (With Club Audience)Lyrics
2I'd Never Write a Song About YouLyrics
3Pretty GirlLyrics

Pop, Songs & Death, Volume 1: The Lightning EP

Pop, Songs & Death, Volume 1: The Lightning EP

6 lyrics

1If You Need a FriendLyrics
2From Listening to LightningLyrics
3Real GirlLyrics
4You and Your Stoopid GuitarLyrics

Hand Over Your Loved Ones

Hand Over Your Loved Ones

8 lyrics

1RandallLyrics
2The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed MeLyrics
3AnywayLyrics
4Dynomite Satchel of PainLyrics
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Teenage Dirtbag EP

Teenage Dirtbag EP

2 lyrics

1Teenage Dirtbag (slowed + reverb)Lyrics
2Teenage Dirtbag (Sped Up)Lyrics

Suck Fony

Suck Fony

2 lyrics

1Hit Me With Your Best ShotLyrics
2William McGovernLyrics

The New Guy (Music from the Motion Picture)

The New Guy (Music from the Motion Picture)

1 lyric

1Dark SideLyrics

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6Love Is a Mutt From HellLyrics

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6The Fall in LoveLyrics

7Mary Mary Sea SerpentLyrics

9Love Is Too ExpensiveLyrics

10Lady AdelaideLyrics

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Texas

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Fair Weather Friend

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6Whole AmoebaLyrics

7Freak OnLyrics

8The DeckLyrics

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