Christmas Dirtbag

[Verse 1] First night of Noel Asleep with the fire burning Jingling bells And sugarplum fairies turning But I don't see Any presents for me Does Santa Claus know who I am? Does Santa Claus even care about me? [Chorus] 'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby Santa forgot all about me, baby Tonight, ooh [Verse 2] Yeah, Liz got a doll The one she was asking for And Pete got it all A baseball bat and a ball Did anyone see Any presents for me? Does Santa Claus know who I am? Does Santa Claus even care about me? [Chorus] 'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby Santa forgot all about me, baby Tonight, ooh [Bridge] Oh yeah, Santa He don't know who his list is missing Oh yeah, Santa You don't know who your list is missing [Verse 3] Maybe I'm too old Beliеving in Santa's creepy Lo and behold I see coming down the chimney A bright rеd suit And reindeer to boot Could Santa Claus know who I am? Could Santa Claus really care about... "I've got two tickets to AC/DC, BB Aftershow party at CBGB's I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BBB Like you, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho" [Outro] Oh yeah, Santa We're going to see AC/DC Oh yeah, Santa I'm going to see AC/DC Oh-oh-oh-oh Ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho