CANNON

[Intro: DJ Cannon & Asher Roth] Holla At Me! Yo, Cannon! What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat that everybody gets on? (DRAMATIC!) You know I had to, dog [Hook: Asher Roth] You know the world's gone mad when blacks wear plaid And Mariah has married Nick Cannon Or when a boy from the burbs has the nerves to converge On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!) You know the world's gone mad when blacks wear plaid And Mariah has married Nick Cannon Or when a boy from the burbs has the nerves to converge On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!) [Interlude 1: DJ Cannon] Alright... Now if you really feel like that, keep going! I don't know what else to tell you, go in! [Interlude 2: Asher Roth] Yo, Cannon! What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat That everybody gets on? (I don't know, homie!) You know I had to, dog (STEPS BACK!) [Verse: Asher Roth] You know the world's gone mad when blacks wear plaid And Mariah has married Nick Cannon Or when a boy from the burbs has the nerves to converge On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? Aww, god damn it That's the last straw, can't stand it You all must be reprimanded Spank that fanny, Manny So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed Yes, I am a fan of Dakota Fanning And I Am Sam, outstanding My Sean Penn-manship is fancy Yeah, my rhetoric is dandy I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!) And vent for the burbs I have emerged Ad Venti Dos años, vamos, pronto, let's go Her lip gloss tastes like candy Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan Pizzazz and swagg alone I have a bigger head than that of Barry Bonds Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!) With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!) If Dubois had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy Then out from the loins, I'd be born If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris They'd form my performance Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness Like, "Let's face it, he's so amazing! " Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam Nah, man, let's try again I've got lungs like Iron Man I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm But, let's get higher, man I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ireland From a wild, frantic Irishman Who said his name was (SHANNON!) Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness And I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished 'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick with' it Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious This is, never did shit for my image College kid is where I found my niche, snitch Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un- Tell the whole world on my dick, then Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis Spittin' Lincecum Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!) See me on the streets, take a pic with yo' Canon Then get it laminated, frame it, save it 'Cause in a couple days, I'll be famous Then you can say, "Holy shit, there he is! That's the kid! I forget what his name is... Starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher' Bringing hip-hop into the burbs"