CANNON

[Intro: DJ Cannon & Asher Roth]

Holla At Me!

Yo, Cannon!

What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat that everybody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)

You know I had to, dog

[Hook: Asher Roth]

You know the world's gone mad when blacks wear plaid

And Mariah has married Nick Cannon

Or when a boy from the burbs has the nerves to converge

On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)

You know the world's gone mad when blacks wear plaid

And Mariah has married Nick Cannon

Or when a boy from the burbs has the nerves to converge

On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)

[Interlude 1: DJ Cannon]

Alright... Now if you really feel like that, keep going!

I don't know what else to tell you, go in!

[Interlude 2: Asher Roth]

Yo, Cannon!

What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat

That everybody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)

You know I had to, dog (STEPS BACK!)

[Verse: Asher Roth]

You know the world's gone mad when blacks wear plaid

And Mariah has married Nick Cannon

Or when a boy from the burbs has the nerves to converge

On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?

Aww, god damn it

That's the last straw, can't stand it

You all must be reprimanded

Spank that fanny, Manny

So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed

Yes, I am a fan of Dakota Fanning

And I Am Sam, outstanding

My Sean Penn-manship is fancy

Yeah, my rhetoric is dandy

I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)

And vent for the burbs

I have emerged Ad Venti

Dos años, vamos, pronto, let's go

Her lip gloss tastes like candy

Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan

Pizzazz and swagg alone

I have a bigger head than that of Barry Bonds

Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)

With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)

If Dubois had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy

Then out from the loins, I'd be born

If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris

They'd form my performance

Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness

Like, "Let's face it, he's so amazing! "

Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam

Nah, man, let's try again

I've got lungs like Iron Man

I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm

But, let's get higher, man

I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ireland

From a wild, frantic Irishman

Who said his name was (SHANNON!)

Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness

And I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished

'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach

Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch

Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick with' it

Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious

This is, never did shit for my image

College kid is where I found my niche, snitch

Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un-

Tell the whole world on my dick, then

Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and

I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis

Spittin' Lincecum

Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)

See me on the streets, take a pic with yo' Canon

Then get it laminated, frame it, save it

'Cause in a couple days, I'll be famous

Then you can say, "Holy shit, there he is! That's the kid!

I forget what his name is...

Starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'

Bringing hip-hop into the burbs"