Cumbaya

[Intro: Boyder] Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home Where I'm from, is a very small town [Verse 1: Boyder] Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home Where I'm from, is a very small town And when I come home everybody call now But them fake dudes get called out Meet real friends at the bar for a tall stout Y'all be all washed up, y'all should all watch us Walk down the street, everybody "Oh my gosh" us Y'all a bunch of hooligans, I be wearing Dockers Y'all staring at me, I'm staring at knockers, getting all bonkers Know all the bartenders, they putting double shots all up in they blenders Cuttin' up the dance floor, know all the DJ's They putting my name in every song he plays (Boyder!) Bring home a girl, tell my mom it's cool I'll kick her out ma' when you leave for school When I was in a dorm do this shit all day Telling funny stories, pissing off the R.A Now I'm in a ho' pissin' off balcony Can't find the clicker so I'm watching Valkyrie I remember when, oh shit, I forgot I be exposed to second hand pot First hand on her butt, but she kinda fat But I'm kinda drunk so I don't even care I don't say "No," I say "Nah" Take off her pants and I sling shot bra Sling big shot, yo I grew up with Schaub 17 mill alone this year, hot Kick out your girl, mmm, hi-ya Brain got that fire, cumbaya [Verse 2: Lyrics removed at the request of Brain Bangley] [Verse 3: Asher Roth] My favorite thing when I get a day off Is lay in my bed and play with my balls Jerk off, bathe in soap Watch Law and Order with an 8th of coke Just kidding, hope you can take a joke Too busy with the biddies, too giddy for the blow Affinity for women, I really love the hoes Yeah, I hope that you open up 'cause here it goes I'm a low profiler and go to no 9 to 5 because the job of mine is straight rhyming Got no time for lies, I hate dramaties, a soap opera type but don't try me (Nah) You get beat up thinking you could touch us Got a big dog if you [?] Little known [?] Feel free if you wanna see eyes closed Gotta ride low, [?] models in my iPhone Showing me their bones that I only give a 5 on (That's a five) Not even a might though, only like those who the brightest of the light poles Front row's looking alright though Boyd go get her, tell her she can spend the night, oh Five friends? Hope none of them is psycho Drinking all the liquor mean someone is gonna fight yo Mic phone, fuck was all the hype for? Got flow but he ain't even nice though Yeah right fool, hoarder of the tight tool Voted most likely to drop out of high school I [?] light poles All natural? Nah, that chick had lipo I don't give a shit as long as it fit right So finish with the hit, she be walking like a tightrope Yeah right, yo, enough with all the high hopes How is being home arguing with your wife, bro? "It was fine, had meatloaf to dine on With a glass of wine, fell asleep after Idol" (Woah) Settle down, now you're getting too old Either that or you're getting too old My dad says things like "Ash, you should grow and become the man your mother and I know of" Nah yo, titties for life I be licking on the nipple, I be making it rise Yeah, I think I'll lick a nipple for the rest of my life But if I'm licking too much nipple do you think that I'll die? I'll take my chances, national advancement Of every motherfuckin' big ole titty in the planet Spanish [?] mama, cómo estás