Cumbaya

[Intro: Boyder]

Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's

Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home

Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's

Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home

Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's

Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home

Where I'm from, is a very small town

[Verse 1: Boyder]

Yo I'm keeping it a hundo, I be wearing Umbro's

Tell my girl, yo, I ain't gonna come home

Where I'm from, is a very small town

And when I come home everybody call now

But them fake dudes get called out

Meet real friends at the bar for a tall stout

Y'all be all washed up, y'all should all watch us

Walk down the street, everybody "Oh my gosh" us

Y'all a bunch of hooligans, I be wearing Dockers

Y'all staring at me, I'm staring at knockers, getting all bonkers

Know all the bartenders, they putting double shots all up in they blenders

Cuttin' up the dance floor, know all the DJ's

They putting my name in every song he plays (Boyder!)

Bring home a girl, tell my mom it's cool

I'll kick her out ma' when you leave for school

When I was in a dorm do this shit all day

Telling funny stories, pissing off the R.A

Now I'm in a ho' pissin' off balcony

Can't find the clicker so I'm watching Valkyrie

I remember when, oh shit, I forgot

I be exposed to second hand pot

First hand on her butt, but she kinda fat

But I'm kinda drunk so I don't even care

I don't say "No," I say "Nah"

Take off her pants and I sling shot bra

Sling big shot, yo I grew up with Schaub

17 mill alone this year, hot

Kick out your girl, mmm, hi-ya

Brain got that fire, cumbaya

[Verse 2: Lyrics removed at the request of Brain Bangley]

[Verse 3: Asher Roth]

My favorite thing when I get a day off

Is lay in my bed and play with my balls

Jerk off, bathe in soap

Watch Law and Order with an 8th of coke

Just kidding, hope you can take a joke

Too busy with the biddies, too giddy for the blow

Affinity for women, I really love the hoes

Yeah, I hope that you open up 'cause here it goes

I'm a low profiler and go to no 9 to 5 because the job of mine is straight rhyming

Got no time for lies, I hate dramaties, a soap opera type but don't try me (Nah)

You get beat up thinking you could touch us

Got a big dog if you [?]

Little known [?]

Feel free if you wanna see eyes closed

Gotta ride low, [?] models in my iPhone

Showing me their bones that I only give a 5 on (That's a five)

Not even a might though, only like those who the brightest of the light poles

Front row's looking alright though

Boyd go get her, tell her she can spend the night, oh

Five friends? Hope none of them is psycho

Drinking all the liquor mean someone is gonna fight yo

Mic phone, fuck was all the hype for?

Got flow but he ain't even nice though

Yeah right fool, hoarder of the tight tool

Voted most likely to drop out of high school

I [?] light poles

All natural? Nah, that chick had lipo

I don't give a shit as long as it fit right

So finish with the hit, she be walking like a tightrope

Yeah right, yo, enough with all the high hopes

How is being home arguing with your wife, bro?

"It was fine, had meatloaf to dine on

With a glass of wine, fell asleep after Idol" (Woah)

Settle down, now you're getting too old

Either that or you're getting too old

My dad says things like "Ash, you should grow and become the man your mother and I know of"

Nah yo, titties for life

I be licking on the nipple, I be making it rise

Yeah, I think I'll lick a nipple for the rest of my life

But if I'm licking too much nipple do you think that I'll die?

I'll take my chances, national advancement

Of every motherfuckin' big ole titty in the planet

Spanish [?] mama, cómo estás