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Christmas Freestyle Lyrics — Ashnikko | Dork

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Ashnikko
Christmas Freestyle Lyrics

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Christmas Freestyle

2020

Written by Ashnikko

Produced by Oscar Scheller

Lyrics

Christmas Freestyle

[Verse] Call me Santa, all I want is your cookie Double dip it in milk, give me some Yuletide nookie Check your list, bitch, we all know I'm not nice I'm slick, bitch, I sip pussy, pumpkin spice Jiggle, jiggle dem balls, make 'em dance in LA Double deckin' the halls, it's Clitmas tonight I say, Merry Clitmas, I blow my load Fuck a kiss, eat my pussy under the mistletoe Fuck the patriarchy, baby, I'm a ho-ho-ho Got the Clitmas spirit, baby, let me blow Hahaha, sorry

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About this track

"Christmas Freestyle" is a song by Ashnikko, released in 2020. The song was written by Ashnikko. It was produced by Oscar Scheller.

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