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Ashnikko – Christmas Freestyle (2020) | Track profile | Dork

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Christmas Freestyle

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Christmas Freestyle

Release date: 3rd January 2020

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"Christmas Freestyle" is a track by Ashnikko, released 3rd January 2020. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 18 articles about Ashnikko.

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Lyrics

Christmas Freestyle

[Verse]

Call me Santa, all I want is your cookie

Double dip it in milk, give me some Yuletide nookie

Check your list, bitch, we all know I'm not nice

I'm slick, bitch, I sip pussy, pumpkin spice

Jiggle, jiggle dem balls, make 'em dance in LA

Double deckin' the halls, it's Clitmas tonight

I say, Merry Clitmas, I blow my load

Fuck a kiss, eat my pussy under the mistletoe

Fuck the patriarchy, baby, I'm a ho-ho-ho

Got the Clitmas spirit, baby, let me blow

Hahaha, sorry

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